Remember four years ago when I was all like, God America, quit electing jerks and making them my president? No, well trust me it happened, I was grouchy about it. Not that I was all psyched about John Kerry or anything but, to me, he seemed like the better option. Unfortunately, you disagreed with me America, well at least 51% of the voting public did, supposedly. I’m looking at you Ohio.
But this year, you saw the error of your ways and today we all get an awesome new president.
Now don’t fuck it up, America, okay?