Listen up Swine Flu, don’t you mess up my trip home. You better be out of America by the end of May or we will have words. That’s right Swine Flu, words!
Also, this week’s lesson: Don’t try to convince Ayn Rand fans that national health care is a good thing. The words you use may sound the same but the definitions will be vastly different. You will end up frustrated (but at least you (and by you I mean me) will know that you are right).