I don’t know why

but I signed up for Twitter this morning.  I’m blaming Tracy Morgan for starting up an account because I want to follow him and his thoughts. 

Tracy Morgan is funny.  This is a true fact of the highest order.

So you can follow me if you want.  I’m planning to use it mostly for lies, hence the login name thefakecarolyn.

Maybe I’ll even take you out behind the middle school and get you pregnant.

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