Tips for dudes:

If your lady ever says to you, ‘Does this necklace make me look like a high school English teacher?’  The following are the only acceptable responses:

  1. No, it makes you look hot.
  2. Yes, a very sexy high school English teacher.

The inappropriate answer to that question is: ‘You always look like a high school English teacher, I knew that going into this thing.’

This is an especially inappropriate answer if your lady’s former high school teachers looked like a reject from the Bedazzler factory and a National Geographic gift shop jewellery fanatic.

Seriously.  Sometimes dudes are stupid.

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2 responses to “Tips for dudes:

  1. Ola

    Oh my GOD! My BF continually goes about about particular hairstyles I like that in his opinion, make me look like a “school marm”. Those cute 1930’s roll ups, you know? Not endearing behaviour, sir!

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