If your lady ever says to you, ‘Does this necklace make me look like a high school English teacher?’ The following are the only acceptable responses:
- No, it makes you look hot.
- Yes, a very sexy high school English teacher.
The inappropriate answer to that question is: ‘You always look like a high school English teacher, I knew that going into this thing.’
This is an especially inappropriate answer if your lady’s former high school teachers looked like a reject from the Bedazzler factory and a National Geographic gift shop jewellery fanatic.
Seriously. Sometimes dudes are stupid.