I don’t know if you were aware of this, but my birthday is coming up. True fact!
As of April 19th I will be 33 whole entire years old. Hard to believe, huh? I know, I know, the arthritis and 60 hour work weeks make me seem incredibly young, who’d believe I was a day over 25? But it’s true, I am! Amazing!
Anyhow, I wanted to give you plenty of warning so you would have time to find me an awesome birthday present. I am so thoughtful!
Here are some things I like (just in case you’re having a hard time finding me the most perfect present ever):
- Old typewriters
- Fun necklaces
- Things with birds on them
- Days off of work
- The sea
- Creepy animal figurines (I already have a devil squirrel, he could probably use a friend)
- Kittens! (If you got me one I would probably name it Bunk, Omar, McNulty or Cheese. Oh, or Kima or Snoop if it was a girl. Or Fido or Innit which has nothing to do with The Wire, I just think those would be funnynames for a kitten)
So there you are. That’s a really good reference list for christmas too. And for just because presents too. Don’t worry if you get it to me a little late. I’m very understanding whenever there are presents involved.