Okay, I admit it, I am solidly in the middle of a vicious post vacation psychological slump.
I want my life of leisure back, and I want it back now.
Where is my delicious fried chicken? Where are my views of waterfalls? Where is my personal Graceland? I want a Jungle Room. Why am I at work 5 days a week instead of exploring the world? Why am I not napping under trees in the park EVERY day?
This is wrong.
How do I go about fulfilling my new job goal of becoming a hobo? Because clearly that is the best way to make this sort of lifestyle possible.