- Take up smoking again
- Drink more booze
- Sleep more
- Curse at least once every sentence
- Blaspheme regularly
No, I’m only kidding. I’m not making any resolutions this year. Any changes I’m making in my life are already in progress. Pronouncing them at the start of a new year just puts too much pressure on.
New year’s resolutions are stupid (except for yours) I prefer to keep New Year’s like they did in the olden days, as an excuse to drink too much and dance to pop songs, while wearing a silly hat, if available.