Resolutions 2011

  1. Take up smoking again
  2. Drink more booze
  3. Sleep more
  4. Curse at least once every sentence
  5. Blaspheme regularly

 

No, I’m only kidding.  I’m not making any resolutions this year.  Any changes I’m making in my life are already in progress.  Pronouncing them at the start of a new year just puts too much pressure on.

New year’s resolutions are stupid (except for yours) I prefer to keep New Year’s like they did in the olden days, as an excuse to drink too much and dance to pop songs, while wearing a silly hat, if available.

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