A friend of mine is planning a poker night in a couple of weeks. He’s invited a group of us and many of the invitees are claiming that they either don’t know how to play poker or are very bad at it. I would like to invite them to view the following video:
That’s all you need to know about poker, ever, right there in song form. You can watch the TV movie too, if you feel like it, but I wouldn’t say it’s strictly necessary.
Other things you can learn from Kenny Rogers:
- Duets are always better with Dolly Parton (EG Islands in the Stream)
- There is such a thing as too much plastic surgery (unless you are Dolly Parton, in which case you are exempt from all the rules that apply to normal mortal people anyhow)
- There will be time enough for counting when the dealing’s done. It’s true.