So why am I not writing more? Yes the allotment is taking up a fair amount of my free time, but I’m still wasting a good 4-5 hours every day that I could be using to make stories and create fiction and, you know, lie in a socially acceptable manner. Why am I not doing that?
Somebody motivate me or give me a deadline or something! Please! Because seriously, I don’t need to watch more Hollyoaks, it’s not even that good right now, and it’s never been as good as Days of Our Lives. Particularly the summer when Marlena was possessed by the devil and John Black (her ex-husband) found out he used to be a priest (he forgot because of amnesia due to something Stefano did) so he had to exorcise her.
Perhaps this is the problem, I’m too easily distracted by soap operas. I need to burn my television (no I don’t, don’t worry television, I won’t really burn you). Or at the very least I need to avoid it.
This crisis in creativity has been brought to you by a viewing of the movie Bridesmaids, which was very funny and I liked quite a lot but only served to remind me that I can write (and have written in the past) funny things too. So why am I not doing it? Because I am lazy, that’s why. And I really need to get on the ball and stop messing around watching stupid tv shows all the stupid time and write a stupid book already.